Re: HELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO « Result #3 on Aug 13, 2009, 7:25am »
Have a look, very good, pass by... Be honest but not too modest. Dress properly. Don't shake hands with the interviewer until he/she extends his/her hand.A rolling stone gathers no moss.
Boy in a girls body. « Result #6 on Jul 4, 2009, 7:16pm »
I feel like I'm a boy. But I was born a girl. Which really hurts to have to look at my self in the mirror and be talked to as a girl. I always have to bind my chest to try not to see them when I look down. Just so I can feel kinda like a boy. My parents think this is just weird and stupid. I told them I was a lesbian at the beginnning of last year. Dad was okay. Mom was kinda pissy. But she got over it. She won't let my talk about my girlfriend or anything though. I can't even watch the LGBT shows either unless I'm home alone with my dad or bros. :C But this ( me wanting to be a boy ) they don't like. I don't know what I should do. I can't bind my chest around my mom or she gets pissed. So I always have to hide from her. I don't know what to do. Any help? Opinions? :c
Stirring On Mars « Result #10 on Mar 12, 2009, 9:19am »
The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars. The spacecraft gently touched down and the astronaut descended and tested the atmosphere. Low and behold it was safe for people to breathe. He removed his space suit and exited the spacecraft. He was amazed to find himself in a lush green valley surrounded with beautiful wooded hills. He hiked for some distance and came upon a beautiful little white cottage with a lush green lawn surrounded by a white picket fence like something out of Better Homes and Gardens. He walked up to the front door and found it open. He walked inside, looked around and hearing noises from the kitchen, he went back there. WOW, to his amazement he saw the most beautiful blonde he had ever seen standing over a large pot on the stove. Inside the pot was a gooey mess that she was stirring with a large spoon. As he watched she kept stirring and stirring.
After a couple hours he finally asked her what she was doing. She replied that she was having a baby. He was quite skeptical but after a couple more hours of stirring she reached down into the gooey mess and pulled out a beautiful baby girl. He told her that was really amazing but that was not the way it was done on Earth.
She asked, "How do you do it on Earth?"
With a twinkle in his eyes he said come on back to the bedroom and I'll show you. After an hour of the wildest sex he had ever experienced he lay back exhausted and lit up a cigarette.